17 September 2006 – Amusements

Lewis’s wife on an airplane, strikes up a conversation with the geeky computer programmer sitting next to her.

“Where are you going?” she asked.

“I’m going to San Jose,” says the geek, “to a UNIX convention.”

Later, Lewis picks his wife up at the airport.

“How was the flight?” he asks.

“OK, I guess,” she says. “I sat next to this guy I felt really sorry for.”

“Why’d you feel sorry for him?”

“He didn’t have any testicles.”

“What!” Lewis was shocked. “And just how did you learn that?”

“Because he said he was going to a eunuchs’ convention.” Continue reading “17 September 2006 – Amusements”