Good morning to you all on what is supposed to be a sunny and tolerably pleasant November morning. It’s been a mixed week – grey, damp days interspersed with the occasional bright sunny day so let’s hope that this morning’s forecast turns out to be moderately accurate.
11 November 2012 – Amusements
I’m pretty sure Dad sent this one along – if not, apologies for an incorrect attribution.
FROZEN CRABS & The BLONDE
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of frozen crabs, and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up.
So she took them home and ate them and they were simply delicious.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folk think Continue reading “11 November 2012 – Amusements”