Good morning on a reasonably fine looking morning from this perspective (sitting in my study glancing out the windows) which is in somewhat marked contrast to the afternoon we had yesterday when Ms Playchute suggested a bike ride. At the time, the weather looked fairly reasonable – there was a fair amount of blue sky and sunshine. However, as we prepared to embark, a sharp shower arrived from nowhere and that should have been sufficient warning to the pair of us that this was not a good idea. In fact, we actually delayed our departure until the shower had passed and the skies looked moderately pleasant again.
What fools we were! As we got to about Priors Marston, some four miles along our circuit, the sky became increasingly forebodingly ominous (or ominously foreboding, if you prefer), that kind of dark slate grey which should provide sufficient forewarning that a deluge is imminent. And thus it proved to be – as we departed Priors Marston up the hill towards Priors Hardwick, the skies opened and within a matter of three or four pedal strokes, Ms Playchute and I were soaked to the skin. Penelope very wisely decided to shelter under a fairly substantial elm tree at the side of the road, a position with which I joined her for a few moments. However, as the wind was now blowing at a pace not unadjacent to hurricane velocity and I was beginning to feel a bit chilled, I decided to set off again, reckoning that the cycling would help to generate some warmth. In my imagination, I suppose, I explained this decision to Ms Playchute, expecting her to follow on. However, she must have watched somewhat incredulously as I cycled off up the hill; she had no intention of leaving the shelter of the tree until the rain had passed. Me – I set off up the hill and, to be fair, kept glancing back to see where she was and was somewhat mystified by her absence. After about a mile or so, and with no respite in the downpour, I took shelter under another significantly abundant elm tree and kept watch down the road awaiting the arrival of Ms Playchute. And I waited, and waited, and waited. Finally, as the downpour slowed to a drizzle I decided that she must have been submerged in a flash flood and set off back down the hill to find her.
The frosty look I received upon our meeting should have provided sufficient enlightenment that my imaginary explanation of the logic in pedalling through the downpour had not been voiced aloud, as I had somehow imagined it to be and that she was pretty fed up at being left behind (regrettably, not “high and dry”) by the side of the road. We pedalled on in stony silence, a bedraggled pair of sodden cyclists, for another couple of miles until the sky began to clear along with our respective dispositions. By the time we got home about an hour later the sky was, indeed, brilliantly clear and sunny. Hmmm. Looks like a good afternoon for a bike ride.
I meant to pass on the news a couple of weeks ago but have thus far forgotten to do so – our swallows have departed for their winter holidays in South Africa. It's actually quite interesting when they go; they will be around in an afternoon and evening, swooping and soaring, teaching their latest brood how to grab insects in flight. On a fine evening we would sit out on the patio and watch them wheel about the sky above us, chirping instructions to the young ones. And then, all of a sudden, they are gone – one day they are there and the next there is not a sign of them. I wonder who decides and whether they have any disagreements similar to a pair of sodden cyclists sheltering under a tree at the side of the road. I suspect not.
And finally, this from the BBC web site:
Hmmm. $50? Sounds like a pretty good deal to me!
Love to you all,
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him.
"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.
"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all night."
"Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbours?"
"Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes."
From Wendy Greene....
Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married but was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.!
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
And also from Wendy....
There's more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
For those who love ambiguity
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered a hostage situation?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Is it possible to have a civil war?
If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?