{"id":7007,"date":"2014-09-07T07:05:21","date_gmt":"2014-09-07T06:05:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/?p=7007"},"modified":"2014-09-06T17:15:48","modified_gmt":"2014-09-06T16:15:48","slug":"7-september-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/2014\/09\/07\/7-september-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"7 September 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Surprisingly, it\u2019s been a pretty good week. After one of the coolest Augusts we\u2019ve had in many years, September has started warm, dry and mainly sunny. We\u2019re still waiting for the arrival of a proper Indian summer but this will do in the interim.<\/p>\n<p>Penelope was out in the front the other day and noticed a veritable bombardment of swallows \u2013 there were probably around twelve to fifteen swallows performing aerial acrobatics above our driveway. I am guessing that this was the third brood of our resident swallows having been fledged and learning to fly and catch their food on the wing along with all the previous brothers and sisters. I imagine they were getting their instructions straight for the upcoming migration to South Africa.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK, has everyone got that? We\u2019ll meet on the twelfth above the cricket pitch and then set off on the following day. Don\u2019t forget to pack your toothbrush because once we leave we aren\u2019t turning back!\u201d<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, this gathering did result in another swallow inside the house. I think we\u2019ve done fairly well this year, only two or three \u201cintruders.\u201d We are generally most vulnerable to swallow incursions when a brood is just learning to fly \u2013 the parents get them out of the nest somehow and the chicks perch on the beams in the garage. Then, the parents swoop in and gather them up, one at a time, for a little flying and presumably food-catching practice. Then, they come back, deposit that particular youngster and take another one up. It\u2019s when the novice pilots are coming back to the garage for landing that they sometimes go astray and, if our front door is open (as it often is in the summer to allow Molly to come and go as she pleases), one will occasionally fly in and then begin to panic as it\u00a0can\u2019t easily find a way out. You\u2019d think it would be able to\u00a0retrace its steps and fly out the open door but, hardly surprisingly it generally doesn\u2019t work that way. They fly up to the ceiling toward\u00a0the skylight trying to get back outside. This initiates\u00a0a well-rehearsed procedure on our part as we\u00a0quickly (a) shut all the doors to all the rooms upstairs so that not every bed spread in the house gets shat upon and (b) opening the sky light in the entrance hall so that the intruder can eventually find his\/her way out. This inevitably\u00a0involves a bit of crapping on the floor and occasionally, as in this week\u2019s incursion, a streaky deposit\u00a0down the wall, generally just out of reach. Still, it\u2019s a relatively small price to pay for such amusement and entertainment \u2013 we always miss them when they go.<\/p>\n<p>Last week I included a photograph of the posts at the recreation ground which gave Molly such conniptions as we wandered past them. Over the week she gradually came to accept that these posts were not designed to disturb her equilibrium and did not require a vigorous barking at each passing. So, I was somewhat surprised when she starting yelling at the posts again this week until I noticed that there had, indeed, been another change in the landscape \u2013 they have erected a football\/soccer goal just in front of the posts. I\u2019m still no nearer understanding what the posts are for \u2013 they\u2019re certainly nothing to do with the football goal \u2013 but I guess whatever it is about the changing landscape which has Molly so preoccupied will eventually pass and we can restrict our barking to every dog we encounter, every human we meet\u00a0and her perennial favourite, the bright red dog litter bins.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7009\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/2014\/09\/07\/7-september-2014\/playing_field\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/playing_field.jpg?fit=1200%2C900\" data-orig-size=\"1200,900\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"playing_field\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/playing_field.jpg?fit=525%2C394\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7009\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/playing_field.jpg?resize=525%2C394\" alt=\"playing_field\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/playing_field.jpg?w=1200 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/playing_field.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/playing_field.jpg?resize=1024%2C768 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I had a nice note from a very good friend this week \u201ccongratulating\u201d me on the anniversary of my surgery for prostate cancer \u2013 its three years last Friday that they strapped me to the operating table at the JR and did the business. I was touched by his kind thoughts, especially as I had more or less forgotten that the 5th of September held such significance for me. As the surgery recedes in my memory so too do the recollections of what was for Penny and me, initially at least, a pretty dark and worrying time. I must try to be better at reminding myself how fortunate I am \u2013 not just at the beginning of September each year but all the time. I have a wonderful family, an astonishingly gorgeous and brilliant granddaughter, loyal friends and a magnificently wonderful wife. Sometimes I am probably guilty of taking such things\u00a0for granted!<\/p>\n<p>And speaking of my wonderful wife, she had a day out in London yesterday. For some reason she thought meeting up with some\u00a0friends and acquaintances from her Loretto Convent days in east Africa would be more enjoyable than the way I spent the afternoon &#8211; stretched out on the sofa catching up on the football and baseball. Oh well, her loss.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, the Guardian had some splendid <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/lifeandstyle\/gallery\/2014\/aug\/28\/la-tomatina-festival-bunol-tomato-throwing-gallery\" target=\"_blank\">photos of the Tomatina Festival<\/a> from Bunol near Valencia which took place last week. Looks like fun!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7011\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/2014\/09\/07\/7-september-2014\/tomatina_festival\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tomatina_festival.jpg?fit=620%2C402\" data-orig-size=\"620,402\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tomatina_festival\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tomatina_festival.jpg?fit=525%2C340\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7011\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tomatina_festival.jpg?resize=525%2C340\" alt=\"tomatina_festival\" width=\"525\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tomatina_festival.jpg?w=620 620w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tomatina_festival.jpg?resize=300%2C194 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Love to you all,<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Surprisingly, it\u2019s been a pretty good week. After one of the coolest Augusts we\u2019ve had in many years, September has started warm, dry and mainly sunny. We\u2019re still waiting for the arrival of a proper Indian summer but this will do in the interim. Penelope was out in the front the other day and noticed &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/2014\/09\/07\/7-september-2014\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;7 September 2014&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9w76b-1P1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7007"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7019,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7007\/revisions\/7019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}