Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”<\/p>\n
She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.<\/p>\n
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.<\/p>\n
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.<\/p>\n
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she’d asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.<\/p>\n
She sent me back to the principal’s office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.<\/p>\n
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.<\/p>\n
I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”<\/p>\n
The principal is making me write this, even though he laughed again.<\/p>\n
The secret of enjoying a good wine is to open the bottle to allow it to breathe. If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.<\/p>\n
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Heavy snow had buried my van in our driveway. My husband, Scott, dug around the wheels, rocked the van back and forth and finally pushed me free.<\/p>\n
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I was on the road when I heard an odd noise. I got on my cell and called home. “Thank God you answered,” I said when Scott picked up. “There’s this alarming sound coming under the van. For a minute I thought I was dragging you down the highway.”<\/p>\n
“And you didn’t stop?<\/p>\n
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad … <\/p>\n