A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.<\/p>\n
As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.”<\/p>\n
He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”<\/p>\n
This came from Penny\u2019s sister J in Toronto.<\/p>\n
Attempting to Set A New Password:<\/p>\n
Website: Sorry your password has expired – you must register a new one.<\/p>\n
User: Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?<\/p>\n
Website: No, but your password has expired – you must get a new one.<\/p>\n
User: Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?<\/p>\n
Website: Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.<\/p>\n
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?<\/p>\n
Website: No, you must get a new one.<\/p>\n
User: I don’t want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.<\/p>\n
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.<\/p>\n
User: OK, roses<\/p>\n
Website: Sorry you must use more letters.<\/p>\n
User: OK, pretty roses<\/p>\n
Website: No good, you must use at least one number.<\/p>\n
User: OK, 1 pretty rose<\/p>\n
Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.<\/p>\n
User: OK, 1prettyrose<\/p>\n
Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.<\/p>\n
User: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose<\/p>\n
Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.<\/p>\n
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose<\/p>\n
Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.<\/p>\n
User: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose<\/p>\n
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.<\/p>\n
User: OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourarseifyoudon’tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow<\/p>\n
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password, it has already been taken.<\/p>\n
A nurse received a call from an anxious patient. “I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today,” the caller said.<\/p>\n
“Are you light-headed?” my colleague asked.<\/p>\n
“No,” the caller answered, “I’m a brunette.”<\/p>\n
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