In honour of today’s anniversary couple, the following are all vaguely related to marriage and\/or married life.<\/p>\n
Not long after their wedding, the newlyweds awoke early one morning. The couple had been up for quite a while before they met up in the kitchen. Marriage was agreeing with the husband, and he greeted his new wife with glee and excitation that morning.<\/p>\n
“If you’ll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart,” said the newlywed bride, “breakfast will be ready.”<\/p>\n
“Great! What are we having for breakfast?” he asked.<\/p>\n
“Toast and juice,” replied the bride.
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A woman calls the town psychiatrist and cries, “Doctor, you’ve got to come as soon as possible. My husband is in really bad shape!”<\/p>\n
The shrink rushes over. The worried wife says, “Thank goodness you’re here, doctor. Just go down the hall. He’s in the last room on the right.”<\/p>\n
The shrink goes in the room and sees the woman’s husband sitting on the edge of the bathtub, dangling a fishing line in the toilet. He goes back to the wife and says, “Yes, this is very serious. But why didn’t you call me sooner?”<\/p>\n
“Who had time?” the wife asks. “I’ve been cleaning fish all week.”<\/p>\n
Fred and Ethel were neighbours at the Senior Apartments, and had known each other for years.<\/p>\n
One evening there was a community supper in a big activity centre. Fred and Ethel were seated across from each other and, as the meal went on, he made several advances and finally asked her, “Will you marry me?”<\/p>\n
After brief consideration, she answered, “Yes, yes I will.” The meal ended with more pleasant exchanges and then they went to their respective homes.<\/p>\n
But the next morning, Fred was troubled. Did she say “Yes” or did she say “No”? He couldn’t remember.<\/p>\n
With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called Ethel.<\/p>\n
“This is Fred,” he began, feeling a bit embarrassed. He explained that he didn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he gained more courage and inquired, “When I asked you to marry me, did you say ‘yes’ or did you say ‘no’?”<\/p>\n
He was delighted to hear her say, “Why I said yes, and I meant it with all my heart!”<\/p>\n
Then, she continued, “And I’m so glad you called, because I couldn’t remember who had asked me.”<\/p>\n
In honour of today’s anniversary couple, the following are all vaguely related to marriage and\/or married life. Not long after their wedding, the newlyweds awoke early one morning. The couple had been up for quite a while before they met up in the kitchen. Marriage was agreeing with the husband, and he greeted his new … <\/p>\n