A women\u2019s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, \u201cWhere would man be today if it were not for woman?\u201d<\/p>\n
She paused a moment and looked around the room. \u201cI repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?\u201d<\/p>\n
From the back of the room came a voice, \u201cHe\u2019d be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries.\u201d<\/p>\n
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.<\/p>\n
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.<\/p>\n
‘How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather tentatively.<\/p>\n
‘I would like it infrequently’ she replied.<\/p>\n
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered, ‘Is that one word or two?<\/p>\n
My grandfather is eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. He drinks straight from the bottle.<\/p>\n
A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.<\/p>\n
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A women\u2019s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, \u201cWhere would man be today if it were not for woman?\u201d She paused a moment and looked around the room. \u201cI repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?\u201d From the back of the room came a voice, \u201cHe\u2019d be … <\/p>\n