{"id":3789,"date":"2012-10-07T07:00:23","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T06:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/?p=3789"},"modified":"2012-10-06T09:18:21","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T08:18:21","slug":"7-october-2012-amusements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/2012\/10\/07\/7-october-2012-amusements\/","title":{"rendered":"7 October 2012 &#8211; Amusements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Researchers at Yale University say that chocolate may be good for pregnant women. However, they say it is not necessarily good for women who just look pregnant.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>A very refined young man comes to a small food shop and sees fruit. &#8220;Give me two kilograms of oranges and wrap every orange up in a separate piece of paper, please.&#8221; he says to the saleswoman. She does it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And three kilograms of cherries, please, and wrap up every berry in a separate piece of paper, too.&#8221; She does.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And what is it there,&#8221; he asks pointing out at something dark in the corner.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Raisins,&#8221; says the saleswoman, &#8220;but they&#8217;re not for sale.&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>An American businessman in Glasgow walked into a restaurant and asked the waitress what the special was. &#8220;Roast and rice,&#8221; the Scottish miss replied in a heavy brogue.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You certainly do roll your R&#8217;s,&#8221; the businessman observed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I suppose,&#8221; she giggled, beginning to blush, &#8220;but only when I wear high heels.&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Researchers at Yale University say that chocolate may be good for pregnant women. However, they say it is not necessarily good for women who just look pregnant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusements"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9w76b-Z7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}