I was dining in our Georgia town, when a tourist stopped by my table. “Excuse me,\u201d he said. \u201cMy wife loves your sandals. Did you buy them somewhere locally?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201dYes, just down the street,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n
\u201cMay I ask how much they cost?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThey were $77.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThank you.\u201d He then hollered to his wife, \u201cHoney, she got them in Florida!\u201d<\/p>\n
A truck driver is driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads \u201cLow Bridge Ahead.\u201d Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.<\/p>\n
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, \u201cGot stuck, huh?\u201d<\/p>\n
The truck driver says, \u201cNo, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.\u201d<\/p>\n
A nurse received a call from an anxious patient. “I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today.” the caller said.<\/p>\n
“Are you light-headed?” the nurse asked.<\/p>\n
“No,” the caller answered, “I’m a brunette.”<\/p>\n
I was dining in our Georgia town, when a tourist stopped by my table. “Excuse me,\u201d he said. \u201cMy wife loves your sandals. Did you buy them somewhere locally?\u201d \u201dYes, just down the street,\u201d I said. \u201cMay I ask how much they cost?\u201d \u201cThey were $77.\u201d \u201cThank you.\u201d He then hollered to his wife, \u201cHoney, … <\/p>\n