During a robbery, one of the robbers’ mask slid down.<\/p>\n
He looked at a man and asked, \u201cDid you see my face?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man replied, \u201cYes!\u201d and the robber immediately shot him.<\/p>\n
Then he asked a woman, \u201cDid you see my face?\u201d<\/p>\n
She replied, \u201cNo, but my husband over there did.\u201d<\/p>\n
One day a man walked into a bar. He told the bartender that he didn’t have any money. However, he would show the bartender something amazing in exchange for a drink. It was a slow day, so the bartender agreed.<\/p>\n
The man reached into his pocket and pulled out a frog and a tiny saxophone. He gave the saxophone to the frog. The frog then proceeded to play an incredible jazz solo. Highly impressed, the bartender gave the man a drink.<\/p>\n
The man then asked for another drink in exchange for something even more amazing. The bartender agreed.<\/p>\n
So the man pulled a hamster out of his pocket and set it on the bar. The frog started playing the saxophone again. Then the hamster started singing along. It was a terrific jazz duet. Even more impressed, the bartender gave the man a second drink.<\/p>\n
Just then another bar patron rushed up to the man. He offered the man $1,000 for the singing hamster. The man considered it for a moment and then agreed to the deal. The patron paid the man and quickly left with the hamster. After the patron left, the bartender exclaimed, “I can’t believe you let a singing hamster go for only $1,000!”<\/p>\n
The man replied, “It’s no loss to me. The frog is a ventriloquist.”<\/p>\n
A hungry tramp who had walked many miles along a rough outback track came to a small pub named ‘George and the Dragon’ and made his way around the back in search of a food handout. Before he had time to ask, the pub keeper’s wife came on the scene and gave the tramp the greatest verbal thrashing of his life. She called him a lazy good for nothing loafer and added if he was hoping to get even a crust of bread he could forget it.<\/p>\n
The tramp heard her out in silence, then just stood there.<\/p>\n
“Well,” she snapped, “now what is it you want?”<\/p>\n
“I was wondering,” said the man, “if I could have a word with George?”<\/p>\n
During a robbery, one of the robbers’ mask slid down. He looked at a man and asked, \u201cDid you see my face?\u201d The man replied, \u201cYes!\u201d and the robber immediately shot him. Then he asked a woman, \u201cDid you see my face?\u201d She replied, \u201cNo, but my husband over there did.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusements"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9w76b-EX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stragnell.com\/befoulednews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}