A mother and father were chatting with their eight-year-old son about his future. The youngster said he’d like to attend Cornell, as his parents and other members of the family had. Pleased with his response, they pressed on. “What would you like to take when you attend college?” they asked the little boy.<\/p>\n
After giving it some thought and glancing around the kitchen, he replied, “The refrigerator, if you can get along without it.”<\/p>\n
A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. \u201cEntschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?\u201d<\/em> he asks.<\/p>\n The two Americans just stare at him.<\/p>\n \u201cExcusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?\u201d<\/em> he tries.<\/p>\n The two continue to stare.<\/p>\n \u201cParlare Italiano?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n No response.<\/p>\n \u201cHablan ustedes Espa\u00f1ol?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Still nothing.<\/p>\n The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.<\/p>\n The first American turns to the second and says, \u201cY\u2019know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhy?\u201d says the other. \u201cThat guy knew four languages, and it didn\u2019t do him any good.\u201d<\/p>\n A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, “This is what I want to print: \u2018Bernie is dead.\u2019”<\/p>\n The man at the newspaper said, “But for $25 you are allowed to print six words.”<\/p>\n The woman answered, “OK. Then print: \u2018Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.\u2019”<\/p>\n A mother and father were chatting with their eight-year-old son about his future. The youngster said he’d like to attend Cornell, as his parents and other members of the family had. Pleased with his response, they pressed on. “What would you like to take when you attend college?” they asked the little boy. After giving … <\/p>\n
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