The Irish have the lowest levels of stress because they do not take medical terminology seriously:<\/p>\n
| Medical Term<\/span><\/td>\n | Irish Definition<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n| Artery<\/td>\n | \u00a0The study of paintings<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Bacteria<\/td>\n | \u00a0The back door to the cafeteria<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Barium<\/td>\n | \u00a0What doctors do when patients die<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Benign<\/td>\n | \u00a0What you be after you be eight<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Caesarean Section<\/td>\n | \u00a0A nieghbourhood in Rome<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Cat scan<\/td>\n | \u00a0Searching for kitty<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Cauterize<\/td>\n | \u00a0Made eye contact with her<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Colic<\/td>\n | \u00a0A sheep dog<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Coma<\/td>\n | \u00a0A punctuation mark<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Dilate<\/td>\n | \u00a0To live long<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Enema<\/td>\n | \u00a0Not a friend<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Fester<\/td>\n | \u00a0Quicker than someone else<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Fibula<\/td>\n | \u00a0A small lie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Impotent<\/td>\n | \u00a0Distinguished, well-known<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Labour Pain<\/td>\n | \u00a0Getting hurt at work<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Medical Staff<\/td>\n | \u00a0A doctor’s cane<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Morbid<\/td>\n | \u00a0A high offer<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Nitrates<\/td>\n | \u00a0Rates of pay for working at night, normally more money than days<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Node<\/td>\n | \u00a0I knew it<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Outpatient<\/td>\n | \u00a0A person who has fainted<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Pelvis<\/td>\n | \u00a0Second cousin to Elvis<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Post-Operative<\/td>\n | \u00a0A letter carrier<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Recovery Room<\/td>\n | \u00a0Place to do upholstery<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Rectum<\/td>\n | \u00a0Nearly killed him<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Secretion<\/td>\n | \u00a0Hiding something<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Seizure<\/td>\n | \u00a0Roman Emperor<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Tablet<\/td>\n | \u00a0A small table<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Terminal illness<\/td>\n | \u00a0Getting sick at the airport<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Tumour<\/td>\n | \u00a0One plus one more<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n | Urine<\/td>\n | \u00a0Opposite of you’re out<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n | \n This from Dad:<\/p>\n Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.<\/p>\n After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and I said ….. “Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now … I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of the deal.”<\/p>\n My wife is a very reasonable woman. She said, “Go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and I will make sure that you will again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.”<\/p>\n \n A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, \u201cYou are beautiful.\u201d Then he fell asleep again.<\/p>\n His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, \u201cYou are cute!\u201d<\/p>\n The wife was disappointed because instead of \u201cbeautiful,\u201d it was now \u201ccute.\u201d She said, \u201cWhat happened to \u2018beautiful\u2019?\u201d<\/p>\n Her husband replied, \u201cThe drugs are wearing off!\u201d<\/p>\n \n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Irish have the lowest levels of stress because they do not take medical terminology seriously: Medical Term Irish Definition Artery \u00a0The study of paintings Bacteria \u00a0The back door to the cafeteria Barium \u00a0What doctors do when patients die Benign \u00a0What you be after you be eight Caesarean Section \u00a0A nieghbourhood in Rome Cat scan … <\/p>\n |