14 April 2013

Another marvellous week of non-Spring-like weather, just for a change. To be fair, we did catch a glimpse or two of the sun in the middle of the week and the temperatures have been moving in the “right” direction, but it’s still largely dismal. The daffodils are just beginning to open their eyes but they do look cold and miserable and somewhat stunted by all the cold weather we’ve had. Private Eye had an article expressing concern “for the whereabouts of the much-loved star known as ‘the sun’.” which sums the situation up nicely.

Fears Grow for Reclusive Star

There have been mounting concerns for the whereabouts of the much-loved star known as “the sun”. It has not been seen by the public since around August last year and there are rumours that it may never come out again.

A once common sight, particularly in the seventies, when it seemed to be everywhere, this star has drastically cut down its appearances and, according to friends, is now living “under a cloud”. British fans of the sun may now only see it in the Australian jungle where it will join the other faded stars on ‘I’m a Celebrity . . .’ Continue reading “14 April 2013”

14 April 2013 – Amusements

These came from Dad – I could have sworn we’ve featured these before in the Befouled Weakly News but searching turns up nothing. So, presumably I am mistaken (again).

Classified ads reportedly from British Newspapers

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old, Hateful little bugger. Bites!

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FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

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FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.

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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannic, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Continue reading “14 April 2013 – Amusements”