24 March 2013 – Amusements

Three wives were bemoaning their husbands’ attitudes towards leftovers. “It gets rough,” one said. “My husband is a movie producer and he calls them ‘re-runs’.”

“You think you have it bad,” was the reply. “Mine is a quality control engineer and he calls them ‘rejects’!”

“That’s nothing compared to me,” said the third lady. “My husband is a mortician. He calls them ‘remains’!” Continue reading “24 March 2013 – Amusements”