14 October 2012

I warned you last week that we might be late this week – and so it has proved. We’re down on the South Coast visiting friends and attending Jack Dee’s performance at the Brighton Comedy Festival. I may get something posted later today once we return to beautiful downtown Byfield or perhaps tomorrow. In the meantime, however, I ran across the following from The Other Coast on Friday which certainly paints an accurate portrait of our Molly’s halitosis.

Dog Breath

And, just to ensure your disappointment is complete, the following from Shoe was simply too true to ignore, especially in the current electoral season:

Tell the truth

We’ll catch up either later today or during the week (or not at all – you never know your luck).

Love to you all,

Greg

14 October 2012 – Amusements

This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in the air-conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. “I can’t believe you’re asking me about supper right now! Imagine I’m out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself.”

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, with potatoes, garlic bread and tall glass of iced tea. The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, “You fixed something to eat? So where is mine?”

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