Day: 8 July 2012

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8 July 2012

RainThere was a television programme a few years back called “The Fast Show” which our English readership will remember. One of the recurring sketches each week was the appearance of Jesse who pronounced on various topics. This unkempt, dishevelled tramp would emerge from a dilapidated shed and announce that this week he had been mostly eating . . .  boiled cabbage or Brussels sprouts, etc.

So, in fond memory of (and with apologies to) a pleasant enough comedy programme:

This week we have mostly been having . . . RAIN! Continue reading “8 July 2012”

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8 July 2012 – Amusements

Mary and Sue hadn’t seen each other for years. When they finally sat down to lunch, Mary was stunned at how trim and healthy Sue looked. Mary asked “What do you do to stay so fit?”

“Well,” answered Sue, “I’ve found that nothing keeps me trimmer than having affairs.”

“Really!” exclaimed Mary, looking her friend up and down. “You simply must tell me who does your catering!” Continue reading “8 July 2012 – Amusements”