6 May 2012

And so, in a heartbeat, it is over. We had a great ten days visiting with Mom and Dad, Steph and Hope, Sandy and Pam, Susie and our good friends Chip and Leca Boynton. Can anyone explain why these visits, so long in the anticipation, fly by in a flash?

The flight home was long and tedious but smooth and straight-forward; it left Logan on time, arrived at Heathrow just ten or fifteen minutes late, immigration let me back into the country without too many tricky questions, our luggage was waiting on the carousel for Penelope when she breezed through customs, when I eventually emerged from my interrogations we walked out to meet the bus waiting to take us to our car and, apart from a short delay on the motorway due to an earlier accident, we had a smooth drive home. Penelope managed to snore her way from about Newfoundland to Iceland; I slept not a wink on the flight – I always find it very difficult to find a suitably comfortable position in which to snooze, especially when the person in front of you is reclining comfortably with her head in your lap. Still, a few days should see us right again. Continue reading “6 May 2012”

6 May 2012 – Amusements

This is particularly for our pal Pete and his love and admiration for the Chicago Cubs:

60 above – Floridians wear coats, gloves, and woolly hats.

Chicago people sunbathe.

50 above – New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.

Chicago people plant gardens.

40 above – Italian cars won’t start.

Chicago people drive with the windows down.

32 above – Distilled water freezes.

Lake Michigan’s water gets thicker.

20 above – Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets cold.

15 above – New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.

0 degrees – Californians fly away to Mexico.

Chicago people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt.

20 below – People in Miami cease to exist.

Chicago people get out their winter coats.

40 below – Hollywood disintegrates.

Chicago’s Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

60 below – Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.

Chicago’s Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.

80 below – Mount St. Helen’s freezes.

Chicago people rent some videos.

100 below – Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Chicago people get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.

297 below – Microbial life survives on dairy products.

Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 below – ALL atomic motion stops.

Chicago people start saying. . . “Cold ’nuff for ya??”

500 below – Hell freezes over.

The Chicago Cubs win the World Series. Continue reading “6 May 2012 – Amusements”