Good morning to you all and special thanks to those of you who have made a comment and/or submitted some material for the News. We’re always grateful for any contributions. Regular readers will have long ago deduced that we don’t really have anything to say each week and that quality is certainly no pre-requisite for publication – we’ll take anything! So, “thank you” to those who contributed to this week’s “amusements” and to Susie who contributed an amusing video link which you can catch at the bottom of the posting. And, of course, Dad has been posting his own “amusements” in the comments section. Keep those cards and letters coming folks! Continue reading “3 April 2011”
3 April 2011 – Amusements
Daddy, how was I born? (A contribution from Ms Playchute)
A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy , how was I born ?’
The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room, and Googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
“You’ve got Male!” Continue reading “3 April 2011 – Amusements”