28 November 2010

Oh my goodness – what a busy week! Not only did I have to “work” a few times this week but we have such a jam-packed weekend in store that I am, in fact, writing this on Friday; there won’t be anytime between now and Sunday to do much more than eat, drink and sleep.

Firstly, apologies for not producing anything last weekend and, in response to the couple of enquiries we received, “yes,” we had a grand time. As you will remember, no doubt, we were down visiting our friends Sue and Stuart who live near Brighton on the south coast. It was a very relaxing and relaxed weekend and even the weather was co-operative. The sun shone and the stroll along the sea front in Brighton on the Sunday morning was not nearly as brisk as we had feared.

Before moving on to this weekend’s agenda, I must relate an incident which occurred last week but which went unreported due to last weekend’s outage: on Wednesday (I think it was) I had been out at a school and came home to encounter a very distressed Ms Playchute. It seems that she had arrived home from whatever outing she was engaged with to find a message on the telephone answering machine. As she pressed the “play” button she recognised that the first message was for me – apparently, a very long and complicated message from someone in a school who wanted to contact me. As this was of no particular interest, as it was playing, Pen went off to do a couple of domestic chores – put the washing in the tumble dryer, put some new washing in the washing machine, etc., while the individual on the answering machine was warbling on with her message. When she had finished her task, she unwittingly pressed the delete button and all evidence of this long and complicated message was erased, without her taking any of the caller’s details. Hence the distress when I returned – someone had telephoned, left a long and detailed message and I was now going to appear rude and inconsiderate in not replying.

Clearly wishing to salvage the situation, I immediately e-mailed all the schools I work with and a number of other teachers and former colleagues who might have phoned explaining the situation, apologising for the shotgun style approach I was adopting with my e-mail and hoping that whomever had telephoned would contact me again.

As you might have deduced, no one did reply in the affirmative however I had several very sympathetic replies some of which, I hope, will have assuaged Penelope’s feelings of guilt somewhat. There were several along the lines of, “Oh, I do that all the time, even when the message is for me.” Or, “Thank goodness I’m not the only one who does that!” My favourite reply, however, was one which read, “I do that regularly – tell Penny not to worry. Whenever I do it, however, I just don’t tell my husband.”

So, this weekend is jam-packed with exciting events and activities to look forward to. This afternoon (Friday) we have some guests arriving for lunch and, as I write, Ms Playchute is in the kitchen preparing a feast of the usual proportions. Then, tomorrow we are off to the Good Food Show in Birmingham with Nick and Lucy which should be a lot of fun and on Sunday we’re off for the day to visit with our friend Pippa Timings who lives in Winchester now. (Dad and Mom will remember the visit to their former home at Whitehills near Winchcombe where one had to drive about a mile across a ridge and furrow field to get to their house. No electricity and the only form of heating in the house was the huge inglenook fireplace. Those were the days!)

We had a great laugh on Wednesday when we heard, on the news, the proposals for reform of the education system in the UK announced in Parliament by Michael Gove, the new Conservative Secretary for Education. The failings in our education system, it seems, are all down to a lack of disciple and too much control by local authorities, i.e., school districts. His answer? Recruiting former soldiers to become teachers and cutting “failing” schools loose from the local authority.

I suppose the rationale is that soldiers have been subjected to rigorous discipline in their lives and therefore they will somehow magically be able to instil this in their pupils. Quite what they will do when a recalcitrant fifteen year old suggests that the go f**k themselves will be interesting to see. Since they won’t be able to beat them or compel them to do twenty push-ups it’s difficult to see how their service background is going to be of any great assistance. Of course, it’s a fundamental lack of understanding of how schools work and how children learn. As any “fule” who has spent any time in the education sector can tell you, good teachers don’t have discipline problems in their classrooms. Engaging and motivating pupils in their learning (easier said than just plonking a former soldier in front of the class) is the way in which you encourage children to develop.

Equally bonkers is the proposal to save “failing” schools by cutting them loose from the only support structures they have available, i.e., the local authorities. Schools struggle for all kinds of reasons; “control” by the local school district is not one of them. Still, whenever a school faces difficulties, it seems, the answer will be to take away all its contact with the professionals at a local level and set them loose to fend for themselves getting their advice and support from civil servants in London who have little, if any, educational experience. Honestly, you couldn’t make it up! Why do politicians (of all persuasions) put ideology ahead of common sense?

SnowAnd don’t get me started about the bitterly cold weather and snow we’ve had this week which has arrived earlier than ever before in the last seventeen years. And which government held power seventeen years ago? Oh, yes – those damn Tories.

As many of you will know, I am a great fan and follower of Doonesbury. Many of you will also know that Doonesbury is forty years old (my God! Is it really that long ago?) and there have been a couple of articles and clips in the British media to celebrate the event. The Guardian had quite a good article a couple of weeks ago and the BBC had an interview on Newsnight. (Not sure those of you outside the UK will be able to access the BBC interview but it’s perhaps worth a shot).

Much love to you all,

Greg

 

 

14 November 2010

Good morning to you all on a pleasantly pleasant morning in beautiful downtown Byfield, bright and sunny albeit on the chilly, autumnal aide.

After the excitement of our outing to witness some fall foliage last Saturday we had the additional pleasure of more lovely colours on Sunday evening when it was Byfield’s annual fireworks show to commemorate the unsuccessful attempt to blow up the Houses of Parliament by Guy Fawkes. (The more one pays attention to the nonsense that the present occupants get up to, the more one perhaps regrets that he was unsuccessful).

Still, the weather was kind and, after the success of last year’s exhibition, we (or really I should say Penny) entertained Nick and Lucy and their friends Hugh, Boz and Vita as well as Penny’s folks. As usual, the performance was stunning and the African stew and Black Bean soup which Penelope had prepared to provide a hearty and warming snack after the show was equally magnificent. My photos were on the modest side this year so most of the following are, in fact, from Nick.


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Leaf Cutter AntsThe only other excitement this week was our outing to London on Thursday to meet up with our favourite UN diplomat who was in town for a couple of days. Both Pen and I had commitments on Thursday morning so we caught a train soon after noon and got up to London for about half past one. We had decided that we would spend the time until Jordy was free by visiting the Natural History Museum and viewing the winning entries in the Wildlife Photographer of the Year competition. Unfortunately, the online gallery does not begin to do justice to the amazing quality of these photographs but you can catch a glimpse of them here. The overall winner was a wonderful photograph of leaf-cutter ants in action, taken from underneath the leaf. Most of the ants are therefore in silhouette and it’s just those munching away at the edge of a hole in the leaf which are visible.

All of the photos were fantastic; one of my “favourites” was Turtle in Trouble taken by a Spaniard, Jordi Chias Pujol.

Turtle in Trouble“It’s an image that communicates in one emotive hit the damage being done to the world’s oceans. Jordi came across this desperate scene when sailing between Barcelona and the Balearic Islands, hoping to photograph dolphins. ‘I spotted the abandoned net drifting along the surface,’ says Jordi. As he dived down to investigate, he could see the loggerhead turtle tangled up in the netting. ‘The poor creature must have been trapped for some days, it was so badly knotted up.’ Though it could just reach the surface to breathe by extending its neck, it was still sentenced to a long, cruel death. ‘I felt as though it were looking at me for help as it tried to bite through the netting.’ Jordi released it, allowing one individual a second chance. Given that all species of sea turtles are endangered, they need all the help they can get.” 

After a good three hours in the museum, we made our way to Victoria Station and a short walk to Jordy’s hotel where he was just finishing up his days’ work. The purpose of the London leg of his trip was to report to some of the largest donors to the work he does with the UN in crisis prevention and recovery. He had been in Yemen the previous couple of days and was hoping to be on his way home, just in time to see Juliet in a play at school. However, he had received instructions that day that he was to fly to Pakistan on Friday morning which, I have to say, did not elicit many thrills.

It turns out that Jordy is dabbling with a Vegan diet after encouragement from Miles. It seems that Miles had heard of a surgeon in Cleveland (I think) who was advocating a Vegan diet as a way to reverse the effects of an unhealthy western diet, particularly in the unblocking of clogged arteries. It seems that Bill Clinton is one of his disciples and, as Miles said, “He’s my kind of guy!” So, Miles had been in discussion with Jordy about this and he (Jordy) decided he too might find this beneficial. He can’t do it completely, of course (even if he wanted to) because of his commitments all over the world and the sort of entertainments and socialising in which he is compelled to participate. Still, wanting to be supportive, we had searched the web beforehand to find Vegan and Vegetarian restaurants in London and found, not surprisingly, dozens. Another list of the top ten Vegan/Vegetarian restaurants in London whittled the choice down to a couple within easy distance of his hotel and so we ended up eating at Tibits, just off Regents Street between Oxford Circus and Picadilly Circus. And very tasty it was too (although there were some things that should never have been on a menu anywhere). This is a “fast food” restaurant where you serve yourself from a “food boat”, an oval-shaped buffet. In spite of the image which has just popped into your head, this is not normal “fast food” but exceedingly delicious vegetarian/vegan fare. Once you’ve filled your plate with what you fancy, you take it to the bar where it is weighed – you pay by the weight! Obviously, one would have imagined that Jordan or I had the heaviest plate but we were both outdone by Ms Playchute who clearly has perfected the art of loading her dinner plate in a most efficient manner.

When I read about Tibits I was reminded of the planet in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy where visitors are weighed when they arrive and again when they leave. If I remember correctly, one was required to retain receipts for every visit to the public conveniences and, upon leaving the planet, anyone who weighed more than they did when they arrived had an arm or leg removed so that the planet stayed in equilibrium. I rather liked the idea of being weighed before and after dinner but weighing the food itself was presumably much more efficient.

Having said that it was a wonderful and very tasty meal, don’t get too excited, Susie – I don’t think either Penelope or I will be going vegetarian or vegan any time soon. Still it was a fun day out, a great evening and it’s always a pleasure to spend a bit of time with Jordan.

There probably won’t be anything next week, you’ll be relieved to hear – we are off to Sue and Stuart’s on the south coast for the weekend (and, apparently, eating in another great vegetarian restaurant in Brighton on Saturday evening). Hmm, this looks like it is becoming a trend.

Finally, a very, very happy birthday to Lucy this morning and I also realise that I failed to wish “Virtual” David Keeler a similarly happy birthday earlier this month.

Love to you all,

Greg

 

 

 

7 November 2010

Good morning.

After a fairly non-descript sort of week, the weather yesterday started off quite promising so Ms Playchute and I headed off to Harcourt Arboretum near Oxford to see if we could catch some of this autumn’s fabulous colour (fabulous in the sense that we are in the UK, not New England and our colours are (a) considerably more muted and (b) substantially less widespread. Nevertheless, this year’s colour, as I have mentioned a couple of times in passing, is very good).

We had hoped to go a bit earlier in the week but the weather was dreary, rainy and/or miserable so we kept putting it off. Then, on Thursday and Friday it turned quite breezy and we were afraid we would end up getting an opportunity to look at several naked trees while admiring lots of lovely colourful leaves on the ground. (Certainly, that’s all that our trees are showing – their bare arms – and our lawns are covered with leaves which are crying out to be collected and transferred to the compost. Why can’t they just arrange to fall there in the first place?)

It would have been even better had we been able to get to the arboretum a week or so ago, I guess but there was still plenty of tolerably bright and colourful foliage and, while it was decidedly overcast and cloudy, it was still a lovely day out, as you can see.


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Tonight is our village bonfire and fireworks exhibition in celebration of the discovery of Guy Fawkes sitting amongst kegs of dynamite whilst smoking a cheroot in the basement of the Houses of Parliament. You will remember, I guess, that there is a chap in the village who owns a fireworks factory and who always produces a magnificent display. We have front row seats from the patio in the back garden and Ms Playchute has, in recent years, taken to providing some hot and wholesome sustenance to those who are fortunate enough to receive an invitation. This year’s invitees are Nick and Lucy and a handful of their friends. Interestingly, they are the same ones who came last year – I guess they know a good thing when they see it.

We’re looking forward to a day out in the big city this coming week – on Thursday we are heading up to town to have a bit of a play before meeting up with our favourite diplomat for dinner. Jordy is in town for two days at the end of his latest globe hopping trying to resolve (or at least help to begin to resolve) the world’s disputes and disagreements. It’s always a great treat to catch up with him.

As usual, a couple of “interesting” articles caught my eye in recent days. Firstly, I was delighted to see that couples in Hong Kong now have the option of getting married at McDonald’s. What a delightful illustration of the spread of Western values when getting married at a drive-thru is the height of sophistication. Think of what you could save on the catering. So, whoever in our clan is next on the marriage conveyer, give it some serious thought. And, “yes”, I’ll have fries with that.

Although no one believed it when I told them about it, it seems that Glastonbury, perhaps the premiere British summer music festival, will not be held in 2012. The reason? A shortage of portable loos (toilets) because of the demand from the London Olympics. The organisers reckon that the demand from the Olympics will push the price through the roof and so they decided to take the year off.

Thankfully, there’s no shortage of facilities here.

Love to you all,

Greg